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Humour, Uncategorized

things I have learnt about sex and dating

Thank god for Lena Dunham. The girl has arrived and shown how jolly difficult and perilous dating and sex can be in your twenties. I’m nearly 26 and have been single since I was 18. I’ve had my fair share of dating disasters. Some of them have been heart-breaking, some hilarious but they all have one thing in common. I HAVE LEARNT from them. I am A WISE WOMAN. Seriously. Here’s a few things I have so far learnt from me and my friends and our combined dating experiences. Dates are just an  ...

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what they should REALLY teach kids in school

AHOY THERE BLOG LOVERS. Hope you’re all jolly and embracing life. I know I certainly am, I’ve barely had time to sup down a gin let alone write a blog. It struck me the other day, when did life get so blooming complicated? Granted, I was at the time late for work, trying to pay for my prêt latte in 2p pieces whilst also having a nosebleed and trying to keep it secret from the barista , because I was worried he’d assumed that my nose was bleeding because I was a coke addict  ...

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Culture, Feel-Good, London, Uncategorized

Ronnie’s and Romance

An evening at Ronnie Scott’s is an evening quite unlike any other. When you walk in, it’s dark, lit by soft red table lamps and it feels like you’ve stepped inside a hive of tipsy, romantic bees. Waiters dart around the place delivering cocktails and dinner like it’s been choreographed, cutlery clinks on plates and red wine is poured generously like laughter whilst conversation hums out from every nook and cranny. Sat at a bench table on the left hand side, alongside my Mum and Dad, I had a  ...

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A Tune for Tuesday

here it is. This weeks musical kick in the balls for Tuesday. And this one is a heady concotion. Get ready to blast out some 90’s Eurodance beats, for who doesn’t love a spot of Eurodance on a sunny February Wednesday? From the 1993 album, Haddaway turn up your speakers and remember jumping at the school disco to ‘What is Love?’ HAHAHAHAHAHAA I LOVE THIS IT’S A BLOODY RAVE AGAIN AGAIN AGAAAAAIN http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VVmbhYKDKfU

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