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Things you will only know if you’re a blogger

The importance of a perfect flat lay. And how it feels to nearly fall off a chair when you’re standing on it, trying to photograph the perfect flat lay. EFFORTLESSLY CHIC. Instagram filters?! HAHAHAHAHA VSCO Cam mate. Why fresh flowers (probably peonies), candles, copper homeware, rose gold jewellery and mini cacti are all essential items. How to politely decline the most bizarre PR requests. Would I like to review a book about erections? UM NAH I’M K THANKS. (True story. In  ...

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Eats and Drinks, Eats and Drinks, Humour, Lifestyle

The Gin In A Tin Review

I’m going to say something bold. I think the Gin In A Tin could well be the greatest invention of the 21st Century. Portable, delicious and STRONG, it’s the perfect companion for an on-the-go beverage. Cottoning on to their WONDERFUL appeal, more and more shops are starting to blend and can their own versions. But how do you know which one to choose?! Well, NEVER FEAR. The lovely Rebecca and I spent a SOLID Saturday Night road-testing all the varieties we could lay our mitts on,  ...

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Humour, Lists

30 Things Twentysomethings Miss About University

Ordering a cider and black or a snakebite with zero shame. And it not costing a fiver (YES LONDON I’M LOOKING AT YOU) Merrily whinging about having to read all day. Mate, what I wouldn’t do just to be able to read all day now. (And by read, I don’t mean just refreshing Buzzfeed YES EVERYONE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING WORK I’M LOOKING AT YOU.) Wearing elaborate, slutty fancy dress outfits with zero shame. “YEP THE SHORTER THE BETTER! OH wait you can see my knickers?  ...

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25 Thoughts Girls Have During Bad Sex

1. Neck kissing = greaaaaaat. Salvia slug trail on my neck = grooooooosssssss. 2. I wonder if he realises when he breathes into my ear in that ‘sexy’ way, it sounds like Darth Vader having a wank. 3. Heyyyyy my nipples are not chew toys bro. Easy Fido. 4. Also, my tits are actually attached to my body just FYI. And they’re not bread dough either. EASY ON THE KNEADING. 5. What are you trying to do?! Tune into Jazz FM via my nipples?! 6. Oh yeah surrrrre, suddenly trying to  ...

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