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February 2014

Humour

The Commandments of Adulthood

AND THE LORD TWENTYSOMETHING SPOKE UNTO THE MASSES, “THOU SHALT BE AN ADULT WHEN THOU ABIDEST BY THESE COMMANDMENTS.” Thou shalt know the precise location of thine counterpart driving licence. Thine medicine cabinet containeth more than just a box of Disney princess plasters and four half empty tubes of Berocca. Thou knowest how to fold a fitted sheet without having to look it up on YouTube. Thou maketh an ‘oof’ sound when thou sitteth downeth. Thou shalt no longer  ...

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Eats and Drinks, Eats and Drinks, Lifestyle, Travel

Berlin Part 3- Auf Wiedersehen mein klein wurst

There’s a few skills in life that need grasping and perfecting- poaching an egg, sharpening a pencil with a knife (THE MANLY WAY) and how to tackle an All-You-Can-Eat situation. Waking up in Berlin on our third day, we put this to proper use at a buffet breakfast. This is how the pros do it: Starter: Muesli and Yoghurt Fish Course: Smoked Salmon and crusty hot rolls Main Course: Sausages, scrambled eggs, fried potatoes and bacon Cheese Course: Cheeses and charcuterie Pudding: Fruit  ...

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Culture, Eats and Drinks, Eats and Drinks, Lifestyle, Travel

BERLIN Part Two- “I take thee, Berlin, for better or for WURST.”

Having awoken with slightly sore and fuzzy heads, we threw back the curtains to find Berlin bathed in beautiful winter sunshine, with the sun gleaming off the snow topped streets. After a hearty breakfast of melty cheesy croissants and strong coffee in our trusty hostel we slung rucksacks on our backs and cameras round our necks and galloped out for a spot of sightseeing. Taking a leisurely amble down Friedrichstrasse, Berlin’s theatre district, we gazed in delight at horse drawn  ...

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Culture, Dance, East, Events, London

Sequins and Fake Tan- Strictly Come Dancing on tour

I make no great secret of the fact that I j’adore Strictly. Keep yer X Factor, keep that chair a-swiveling round on The Voice and Dancing on Ice can slide right offa my screen- Strictly is where it’s at. I truly believe that I’m a gay man trapped in a woman’s body, which may be why the sheer FABULOUSNESS (it’s a word) of Strictly gives me goosebumps and minge twinges. THE SEQUINS. THE GLITTER. THE TORSOS. THE FAKE TANS.  It’s just all too great. So  ...

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